.. and why it’ll make me fat.
1. Only way I have patience is when drunk.
- Alcohol makes you fat.
2. When you go cat fishing you’re drunk late at night. Late night munchies in Wisconsin = bar food.
- Bar food tastes great when drunk.
3. I’m one lazy mother ——.
- Perfect.
HAHAHAHA, funny ;D
I would love to catch a fish (especially of that size) one day… but yeah, there’s no way I’m going to touch it either!