Fishing is an off season bikini competitor’s hobby..

.. and why it’ll make me fat.

1. Only way I have patience is when drunk.

• Alcohol makes you fat.

2. When you go cat fishing you’re drunk late at night. Late night munchies in Wisconsin = bar food.

• Bar food tastes great when drunk.

3. I’m one lazy mother ——.

• Perfect.

 

Yep. I caught this.

but to hell if I’d touch it.